- me 1/2 the time: i fucking hate all of you. don't touch me
- me the other 1/2 the time: omfg i love you all, we are friends forever let's snuggle!
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
- me when I wake up: why
- me trying to find something to wear: why
- me looking in the mirror: why
- me walking into school: why
- me having to engage in social contact: why
